how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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