Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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