I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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