Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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