What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
