I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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