I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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