Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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