that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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