Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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