I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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