who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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