Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Randomize
