just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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