Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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