there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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