I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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