drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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