whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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