everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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