yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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