You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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