ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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