these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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