Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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