Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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