Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Can I color on your dick again?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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