You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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