party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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