real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
how does that bad decision feel?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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