Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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