im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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