You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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