are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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