seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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