I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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