idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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