she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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