How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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