Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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