Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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