Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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