I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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