she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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