I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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