I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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