well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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