Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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