so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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