It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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