Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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