I think i peed on brittanys purse
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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