She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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