Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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