HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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