So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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