she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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