I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I pour the whiskey from now on
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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