I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
tell me about the fingering
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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