More tranny stories later!
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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