Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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