do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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