I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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