we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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